So friend at clientco is in hospital

[eek]

P.S. You have friends at the client co? Time to review your IR35 situation

Friend is a fellow forumite. If you don't know his / her identity may I suggest you review the site and identify any recent thread that could be related to this one for a clue.

[Old Greg]

P.S. You have friends at the client co? Time to review your IR35 situation

+1.

Most embarrassing reason: Paper cuts while doing the photocopying for the weekly Chief Exec's briefing session.

[eek]

Dick stuck in a chicken? Or would that need a vet rather than a hospital?

General agreed version is a variation of a the above.

As the person is known to love (plastic) ducks in all their forms......

[Old Greg]

General agreed version is a variation of a the above.

As the person is known to love (plastic) ducks in all their forms......

Or something involving Milanese Beans:

Urban Dictionary: milanese beans

[MarillionFan]

Friend is a fellow forumite. If you don't know his / her identity may I suggest you review the site and identify any recent thread that could be related to this one for a clue.

Think Quasimodo / Esmeralda NLUK and you've got it.

[TheFaQQer]

Just tell the truth - he says that he was doing the hoovering naked, and accidentally slipped and fell on the pipe.

[TheFaQQer]

Or something involving Milanese Beans:

Urban Dictionary: milanese beans

[vetran]

Or something involving Milanese Beans:

Urban Dictionary: milanese beans

is that so you can afford the Passat?

[amcdonald]

They accidently impaled themselves on a dildo, and need emergency repairs to their rectum

[OwlHoot]

Or something involving Milanese Beans:

Urban Dictionary: milanese beans

Oh so that's where Milan Benes got the idea for his CUK user ID from