Who here plays golf?

[minestrone]

Oscar Wilde had it nailed, golf a good walk spoilt

I think that was Twain

[DimPrawn]

I hate it, and what is more I particularly hate the petty institutions that have grown up around it

All Tories play golf. You'll have to learn to love the petty minded staring down nose attitudes I'm afraid.

[DimPrawn]

A golf licence.

What next, a ******* TV licence?

[Mich the Tester]

A golf licence.

Yes; I believe it's to stop people wearing tasteful trousers on golf courses.

[doodab]

What's his handicap?

the thing that stops his brain functioning normally?

[DimPrawn]

the thing that stops his brain functioning normally?

That's his dick isn't it?

[SimonMac]

[SimonMac]

What next, a ******* TV licence?

NLyUK will be screwed, and not in her normal way

[SimonMac]

What's his handicap?

CM's thumb print on his head

[Scruff]

It might be a good walk, spoilt, but it has the benefit of keeping me out of sight of the High Street - It beats looking at the working scum, pushing their prams and licking the windows of Greggs, whilst thumbing their way through the Chavs "Laminated Book of Golden Dreams" (a.k.a. Argos Catalog).