And to the lady waiting for the toilet in pret, all I can say is it'll be ok if you hold your breath.
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I'm not a bad person, I just do bad things
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I'm not a bad person, I just do bad things
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
I don't think you should be allowed to tulip in a food establishment. That's just disgusting. Save your tulip for a garage, or furniture showroom, or the office. -
Taking a full on, no holds barred dump in public facilities is considered 'the fourth most anti-social act that's not actually a crime' in todays society.
You could have lit a match.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI don't think you should be allowed to tulip in a food establishment. That's just disgusting. Save your tulip for a garage, or furniture showroom, or the office.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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What if he didn't have a choice? I'm thinking of my own brush with death this week after eating a packet of dried apricots.
Mistake.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostTaking a full on, no holds barred dump in public facilities is considered 'the fourth most anti-social act that's not actually a crime' in todays society.
You could have lit a match.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat if he didn't have a choice? I'm thinking of my own brush with death this week after eating a packet of dried apricots.
Mistake.
MP's shopping list
Gherkins
Dried apricotsComment
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostTaking a full on, no holds barred dump in public facilities is considered 'the fourth most anti-social act that's not actually a crime' in todays society.
You could have lit a match.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI don't think you should be allowed to tulip in a food establishment. That's just disgusting. Save your tulip for a garage, or furniture showroom, or the office.Originally posted by doodab View PostYou know the loos in furniture showrooms aren't plumbed in don't you?
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat if he didn't have a choice? I'm thinking of my own brush with death this week after eating a packet of dried apricots.
Mistake.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI'm seriously starting to worry about your eating habits MP.
MP's shopping list
Gherkins
Dried apricots
The apricots won't be appearing on the shopping list again anytime soon. But a gherkin is a must, after work, straight out the fridge.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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