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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Why so many cherries?
    I like cherries.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #12
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      I like cherries.
      We're somehow back onto rent boys
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        I like cherries.
        Odd person - peanuts are better.

        Have you got a robotic vacuum cleaner? It's a gadget and runs all by itself - little user input required!

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          #14
          I used to know this bird who was a bit wild. When she was younger, 20-ish, some middle aged bloke paid her hundreds to throw cream cakes at his bare bum. She got a big bonus for a bulls eye.

          So theres your answer, buy up a stock of cream cakes and advertise for weird middle aged blokes
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            I like cherries.
            Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
            Odd person - peanuts are better.

            Have you got a robotic vacuum cleaner? It's a gadget and runs all by itself - little user input required!
            Factoid :

            Peanuts grow underground.

            Factoid 2 : The German for peanut is "earth nut".

            You're welcome
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              I used to know this bird who was a bit wild. When she was younger, 20-ish, some middle aged bloke paid her hundreds to throw cream cakes at his bare bum. She got a big bonus for a bulls eye.

              So theres your answer, buy up a stock of cream cakes and advertise for weird middle aged blokes
              What was the question?

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                #17
                Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                What was the question?
                he needs to spend some money because he is turning frugal
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  he needs to spend some money because he is turning frugal
                  That's a statement.

                  HTH
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    That's a statement.

                    HTH
                    no. ho got a bank statement.

                    and now he thinks hes turning frugal. so he wants advice
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      That's a statement.

                      HTH
                      Harsh, but fair

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