Now I know how Mrs V feels all the time. Beind with a hunk like me. Now I know how Mrs V feels all the time. Beind with a hunk like me. - Page 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    You're an ageing, hygiene-challenged IT geek, with a comb-over, a paunch and sandals, aren't you? And a Marillion T-shirt.
    FTFY

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    She looks alright to be fair mind. I would.

    Got a friend of a friend like this. Shes 40, bit of a minger to be honest, no money, bit annoying. Split from husband and now got a boyfriend of 21 - good looking fella.

    He must be getting something out of the deal. She must do some good tricks in bed I reckon. In fact, she'd have to do every trick in the box from page 1 to the end even for me to bother with her.
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    Why is he wearing a suit? Is he about to stand trial?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why is he wearing a suit? Is he about to stand trial?
    And if he's going to wear a suit jacket for photos he should have worn one that fitted him. His jacket sleeves are too long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychocandy View Post
    She looks alright to be fair mind. I would.

    Got a friend of a friend like this. Shes 40, bit of a minger to be honest, no money, bit annoying. Split from husband and now got a boyfriend of 21 - good looking fella.

    He must be getting something out of the deal. She must do some good tricks in bed I reckon. In fact, she'd have to do every trick in the box from page 1 to the end even for me to bother with her.
    And would you be commenting similarly if the husband had got a 21 year old girlfriend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    And would you be commenting similarly if the husband had got a 21 year old girlfriend?
    If the husband was
    bit of a minger
    too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
    If the husband was a munter too?
    ftfy
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    (by the way for those that have met me you know Mrs V is punching well BELOW her weight).
    Are you saying she's a bit of a porker?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by doodab View Post
    Are you saying she's a bit of a porker?
    good $Deity no. I'm fat & ugly as F*** and she is pretty gorgeous.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    And would you be commenting similarly if the husband had got a 21 year old girlfriend?
    Probably money in that case or a huge willy.
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