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Celebrities changing the world!

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    #21
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It's not just celebrities. Our glorious leader is equally ******* useless.

    To be fair he was somewhat "bounced" into that....
    He was sitting there when on live TV she shoved it in front of him - at which point he couldn't really say "No I won't "support" you....." Well not without looking a total nob anyway!
    He may well be having a "word" with his minders and the tv guys as well about being ambushed in this way!

    You could easily argue that he should have expected it etc etc but that really is a risk of "live" tv.

    On a slightly different subject - Is it just me or does anyone else think "Whiter shade of Pale" whenever they mention the alleged kidnapers?

    ... No??? - Just me then!!

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      #22
      Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
      To be fair he was somewhat "bounced" into that....
      He was sitting there when on live TV she shoved it in front of him - at which point he couldn't really say "No I won't "support" you....." Well not without looking a total nob anyway!
      That's a fair point. In that situation he has to give a a yes or no answer and he couldn't very well say no could he?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #23
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #24
          Ah, cheap shots for your own ego's sake. Hardly the mark of a decent comedian.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Ah, cheap shots for your own ego's sake. Hardly the mark of a decent comedian.
            Yeah! Frankie Boyle is a loudmouthed, obnoxious twunt who is just loudmouthed and obnoxious for the sake of it....

            Sort of an MF for the masses!!!

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              #26
              Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
              Yeah! Frankie Boyle is a loudmouthed, obnoxious twunt who is just loudmouthed and obnoxious for the sake of it....

              Sort of an MF for the masses!!!
              He does have a point though.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #27
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                He does have a point though.
                What, that neglecting your daughter is in some way comparable to kidnapping hundreds of people? The ONLY tiny link is that females are involved in both cases. If Dave's kid was a son in that story the joke wouldn't even work slightly.

                I'd wager the majority of parents have done something that dumb, if not as publicly - left them in the car/house, come into a room to find them reaching towards the fire, etc etc.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  I'd wager the majority of parents have done something that dumb, if not as publicly - left them in the car/house, come into a room to find them reaching towards the fire, etc etc.
                  I've managed to avoid it, at least thus far. I did have to educate doodab jr as to the dangers of looking at the sun with his magnifying glass though.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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