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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post
    Or you love. Pretty sure it's tax-deductible
    With my knees? The old man does most of the client facing stuff nowadays. And MF the facing away from the client stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    With my knees? The old man does most of the client facing stuff nowadays. And MF the facing away from the client stuff.
    Oooh no missus

    Have you tried vitamin & mineral tablets?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post
    Oooh no missus

    Have you tried vitamin & mineral tablets?
    Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?
    Or maybe a sandwich? Would you like tuna or turkey?




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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?
    Does that mean its cum out of something micro-sized?
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?
    I've only got a fiver. So could only afford 10 or so ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy View Post
    I've only got a fiver. So could only afford 10 or so ..
    How fussy are you about infections?
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    Maybe this explains where SASguru has gone. Do you think the government has hired him on a contract to spend the last of his years knocking one out in order to raise the IQ of Britains next generation?
    The only problem is that whilst they might be bright they will be born too pug ugly to stimulate birth rates in future generations .

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    Online porn is just an obvious first step in the further evolution of mankind. In a few hundred thousand years it will be the norm to transfer sperm via the internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Online porn is just an obvious first step in the further evolution of mankind. In a few hundred thousand years it will be the norm to transfer sperm via the internet.
    More likely scientists will have perfected egg division and sperm will not longer be required.

    While developing test tube babies, eggs did start to divide. Its not that difficult.
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