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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostI agree about D&C - in my niche The customers have decided to buy new fangled cloud based tiles and are relying on my knowledge of cloud based grout etc not that HMRC can see any of thisComment
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I saw her sitting at the bar.
I approached.
"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The plan was simple, like BrilloPad. But unlike Brillo, this plan just might work.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostHer hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostPersonal experience?
My dog.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI saw her sitting at the bar.
I approached.
"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
upvoted & stolenAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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