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    Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my granddad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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    My grandad went down in history, and on one occasion, fingered a girl in Geography.
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    I've been recommended the Adam Ant diet.
    Don't chew ever, don't chew ever...

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    I met my mate Paddy down the pub, he was boasting about how he was sleeping with a pair of twins.
    I asked him how he told them apart.

    He said it was easy. Julie has blonde hair and Derek has a moustache.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    I met my mate Paddy down the pub, he was boasting about how he was sleeping with a pair of twins.
    I asked him how he told them apart.

    He said it was easy. Julie has blonde hair and Derek has a moustache.
    A pair of twins? So 4?

    <GM in WTFH pedant mode>

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    My local school had a big problem with drugs… especially Class A.
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    Today I saw an ad on facebook -

    "Radio for sale. £1. Volume stuck on full".

    I thought "I can't turn that down".

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    I was in the travel agent earlier, looking for summer suggestions when I saw one that said “party like it’s the early 19th Century - try a Club 1830 holiday”
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    I've just watched a documentary on marijuana.

    I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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    Just had a message from Brillo Mirror...
    I'm working on a Valentine's day poem.
    I reckon rhyming boobs with pubes may be the kicker.
    She'll be mine by Easter.
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