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Ewww ... that was you? What about all the other bogeys that remain there? It seems reasonable to assume that we are talking about the same office given that I've never seen this bizarre habit take place anywhere else in my life.
It was a one off survey ! What colour is it now ? I haven't inspected it for a year or so.
Someone flicked one at me once in college and it landed on my bottom lip.
I can't put into words the sense of panic you feel when someone's nose litter is mm away from your mouth. Needless to say I completely wigged out whilst everyone else ripped up.
I was like the bloke out of RoboCop before he gets shot by ED-209 in the board room, with everyone pushing me away in case the gronker leapt off my lip onto them.
Someone flicked one at me once in college and it landed on my bottom lip.
I can't put into words the sense of panic you feel when someone's nose litter is mm away from your mouth. Needless to say I completely wigged out whilst everyone else ripped up.
I was like the bloke out of RoboCop before he gets shot by ED-209 in the board room, with everyone pushing me away in case the gronker leapt off my lip onto them.
Have been doing it for years. Any other contractors familiar with this behaviour at your desk?
No I tend to make sure they don't see me, especially if I'm hungry!
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Many many many years ago in a fit of young imature pique, I stuck one of my pubic hairs to the inside mouth piece of my boss's phone - never did get to know if got to much it.
I've seen that twice, both in different offices of the same client. I even got one of the staffers to raise it formally at their "job satasfaction forum" thingy.
It's the most disgusting thing in the world and if I ever catch anyone in the act I'm going to drown them in the bowl.
Someone flicked one at me once in college and it landed on my bottom lip.
I can't put into words the sense of panic you feel when someone's nose litter is mm away from your mouth. Needless to say I completely wigged out whilst everyone else ripped up.
I was like the bloke out of RoboCop before he gets shot by ED-209 in the board room, with everyone pushing me away in case the gronker leapt off my lip onto them.
Excellent analogy.
Reminds me of the time I was flicking small pieces of blue tack about the staff rec room at a place I worked at as a student. Got my mate plum on the bottom lip. He quitely gazed down, removed the blue tack and carried on with his conversation.
Have been doing it for years. Any other contractors familiar with this behaviour at your desk?
And two pages, no less, of replies to this fecking toss!
In the words of the dear departed Peter Cook:
Now is the time to say Goodbye
Now is the time to yield a sigh (yield it, yield it)
Now is the time to wend our waaaayeeeeee
Until we meet again
Some sunny day.
Goodbye
Goodbye
We're leaving now,
Tattybye
Goodbye
We wish you all goodbye
Fartatata, fartatata..
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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