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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    He had the misfortune to be on duty (or more accurately, away from his post) for the TPD Holiday in General
    There's a plan for tomorrow or when suitably bored.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      Tea pot activated. Now enjoying a nice mug of tea with some Rich Tea biscuits for dunking before watching Coronavirus Lies at Five from Her Majesty’s Government

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Tea pot activated. Now enjoying a nice mug of tea with some Rich Tea biscuits for dunking before watching Coronavirus Lies at Five from Her Majesty’s Government
        I wonder who we will get today.

        Interestingly enough they are using the same data scientists they used for Brexit, one of which has replaced Cummings.
        They analyse all social media most likely to see what stooges to move off and who to move on.

        Seems Raab wasn't a spectacular success, for one
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          Originally posted by covbob View Post
          "useless mod "
          FTFY
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            I have safely returned.

            I went with Option 1 which was quieter than I expected.

            Acquired fresh flowers and picked up the last packet of Pistachio and Almond cookies.

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              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              I have safely returned.

              I went with Option 1 which was quieter than I expected.

              Acquired fresh flowers and picked up the last packet of Pistachio and Almond cookies.

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                Originally posted by eek View Post
                Option 2 doesn't have flowers and flowers sitting in a vase will cheer you up.

                she has gin for that!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Mrs MarkyMark currently cooking our gravy for our butchers sausages and mash.

                  Apple crumble and clotted cream for afters.

                  ?
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Can you see WTFH approving any of my posts?

                    All will be deleted until I say something nice about the Surrey In-Breds....
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    The nice thing about all these posts is the mods never read them! So you can say what chunts the mods are and they never notice.....
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    I've just discovered an undocumented feature of the system.

                    You (OK not YOU, a mod) can give out zero point infractions.
                    So who received those?

                    Dear BrilloPad,

                    You have received a warning at Contractor UK Bulletin Board.

                    Reason:
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                    Snivelling b'stard

                    Asking for infraction points is an intractable offence. Here's 0 infraction points
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                    Original Post:
                    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2753390

                    Giuven my posts get me a "Snivelling b'stard", I wonder what an aggresive poster gets?

                    WTFH - can you give -1 fraction points? Can you give "wedggf" infraction points?

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                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      I can't stand Surrey In-Breds either, glad that neither me nor The Wife (tm) are originally from this leafy county.
                      Are you both from Norfolk? No in-breds there...

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