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What would you do if there was a missile attack?
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Originally posted by WTFH View Post
I'd have a few sherbets (if there was enough time). -
There was a meme/rumour about a brother and sister who did not want to die as virgins so did the nasty........
Not sure if this is true or just some myth.
Not really up to googling it on the work network.Comment
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Well when they took the plastercasts of people who had been surrounded by lava at Pompeii, they found that one couple had been engaged in a close encounter as the Volcano destroyed everything around them.Comment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostThere was a meme/rumour about a brother and sister who did not want to die as virgins so did the nasty........
Not sure if this is true or just some myth.
Not really up to googling it on the work network.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Just find the best shelter and grab as much food and drinks as possible and stay there until...don't know what.Comment
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Head for ground zero.
Then message suity telling him he was right about end of the world. Only taken 10 years for his prediction to come true.Comment
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Originally posted by Soho View PostJust find the best shelter and grab as much food and drinks as possible and stay there until...don't know what.
One time, I went over and looked at the door and the lock. Within minutes the "groundsmen" for the golf course turned up and checked the door.
The misses thinks I'm a bit nutty about this, but come on, if you are going to hide a nuclear bunker, what better place than in plain view on a golf course.Comment
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