Q - Will SKA ever be finished?
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A - Yes, at about the same time I get that £2000 a day gig.
Q - How long will the doom last?ǝןqqıʍ -
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A - It will be over when the fat lady sings
Q - If a woman was in a forest all on her own, would she still make a noise ?Comment
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Originally posted by foritisme View PostQ - If a woman was in a forest all on her own, would she still make a noise ?
Eww wet leaves
Eww spider
Ewww mud
Etc...
What does threaded actually look like?Coffee's for closersComment
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Q - If a woman was in a forest all on her own, would she still make a noise?
A. Depends on whether or not she was using one hand to clap!
Q. Will AtW ever get some action?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postyes
Eww wet leaves
Eww spider
Ewww mud
Etc...
What does threaded actually look like?
Q. Why don't you see white dog poo anymore?Comment
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A: because chalk boards are no longer in fashion at schools..
Q: what goes well with pot noodle other than a wink?The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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A: Gastric enteritis
Q: What's the Queen's middle name?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
Q: What's the Queen's middle name?
Q - What should I have for lunch?Comment
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-A beer
-Q how much work have you done today?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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